Hull - Pickering - Hull  29 JUL 04   (Gewidmet meiner mutter)
When my schoolmates and I were around 14, the holy grail of going out for bike rides was a trip out to the town of Pickering, North Yorkshire at the foot of the North Yorkshire Moors. Although I can barely remember those days in the early 1970s, I do recall that we never completed the 100 mile round trip for reasons I can't be sure of. I have vague memories of simply running out of daylight. We would set off with no water or food, barely any money and no proper clothing.

We simply wanted to ride to the Moors and did so, however we had not calculated that we would eventually be enveloped in the dark night in the middle of nowhere with no lights on our return and so had no choice but to ring our fathers to come and bail us out. One solo trip ended in the village of Bainton where I had a wrecked rear derailleur and it was about 8 pm when I "packed".

 Although I had done centuries on a mountain bike as well as a hybrid before, after getting a new road bike I wanted to roll back the years and finally complete the century to Pickering and back without posting a DNF. I knew there would be some tough hills to conquer, some of 14% and I only had a double chainring. To test the bike out in some minor hills I went for a shakedown ride of 42 miles just two days before the long one and found that I could climb more or less OK in the big ring, so there seemed to be no great problem.

On the day, I realised there would be one big difference between doing a century on a road bike as opposed to a MTB and that was I couldn't carry any luggage. All I had was a vacant water bottle holder that held my camera, a tiny saddle bag full of tools, three jersey pockets and that was it. My minidisc/radio player sat in one pocket and a debit card and some bananas in the others. So at about 1100 on a hot sunny day I pointed my bike in a northerly direction and headed for the hills.

There was a fair tailwind and progress was fairly rapid. Beverley was passed and then I was out on the B1248 which goes all the way to the town of Malton. It was a fine day and soon I reached some fairly demanding hills around Tibthorpe and then the oddly named Wetwang was reached. Channel 4 Countdown's Richard Whiteley is apparently the Mayor of Wetwang. I called in at a small corner shop to replenish the water bottle and then headed off in pursuit of my own personal "Alpe d'Huez" (although the famous Tour De France stage is "only" a 10% hill). My challenge was a 14% hill which had always defeated us and made us push our bikes up the long drag out of Fimber.
My personal goal was to finally climb this 14% hill, without getting off.

I sat up on the bars and got into a steady rhythm as I struggled up the beast, eventually a rapid full lung opening breathing pattern emerged until the gradient started to flatten out and I could at last catch my breath. More hills until the border with North Yorkshire was reached at the summit at 650 feet, no big deal, but hey, it's all relative. There was now a rapid descent into North Grimston down a 14% drop which I kept down to a relatively safe 25 mph by feathering the brakes.

It was now a short run into Malton where at a crossroads a familiar voice appeared, saying that it was pointless riding the 16 miles to Pickering and back and why don't I turn around and go home now. Before I could give in, the lights changed and I rode there after all. I was 50 miles up in 2 hrs and 45 minutes, an average of 18.2 mph, not bad at all. Lots of tourists thronged the streets but all I wanted to do was turn around and head for home. After stocking up on Lucozade at the BP garage on the edge of town it was time to get the hell out. A stiff headwind was now present, so it was down onto the drops for long periods until Malton was reached again.

The dreaded 14% climb up to "The Peak" out of Grimston was tackled for a short while until a loud crack was heard. To my horror, the right pedal had cracked right through, it was hanging off and was, in a pedal capacity essentially useless. Ahead of me was this hill and then nothing but small villages for 30 miles, so no way could I continue. The speedo read 66 miles, oh well, these things happen. I would have to limp back to Malton and get a nice comfy train back home via York or Scarborough.  

At the station it was disappointing to see that the next train wasn't until 1600, two hours to wait. However, there was a taxi sat outside, so I asked its driver how much it would be to take me and my bike to Beverley, from where I could limp home.  Much sucking of teeth and sharp intakes of breath later he decided it would be 45 quid. Erm, yeah thanks anyway and I headed off. Just a minute, a town this big would have a bike shop surely, but where? I found a newsagents and asked the girl behind the counter and was told "Yates" was down the road.

 This large place had a White Goods Dept,  Do It Yourself Dept, Animal Health Dept. (Medicines and feeds) Clothing Dept. Footwear Dept. Cycles Dept Lawnmowers Dept. Garden Centre and  Hairdressing Dept. Up some steep stairs was a floor dedicated to bike stuff. A young lad and his dad had a look at my pedal but had nothing suitable on their shelves, but had a rummage out the back of the store and unearthed some pedals very similar to the smashed ones. They fitted them and would take no more than a fiver, so I got 3 energy bars for 3 quid and gave them a tenner and said goodbye.


One broken pedal.


This multifaceted emporium saved my bacon.

I groaned as I reached the hills again. I could barely ride at 3 mph in the lowest gear and quickly a dull pain enveloped my abdomen, I was going anaerobic big style and this was lactic acid build up. In agony I fell off the bike near the top of the hill and crashed out. I was in trouble now, the lactic build up was coming on even in the short level bits and increased again with every climb.


Down and out after going above my maximum heart rate.


This is the same telephone box that I used in 1974 to ring my father after getting two punctures.

After an age, the hill was traversed and the long descent was carefully negotiated at reduced speeds of 25 mph. Staggering back into the shop in Wetwang to get some bananas and water the same woman who served me before quizzed my sweaty and blackfly spotted limbs and seemed impressed at my feats. More hills were crossed into a headwind until I saw the speedo was reading 80 miles when the telephone box in Bainton was spotted, the same one where I rang my Dad nearly 30 years ago to the day. I wouldn't need to pack today.


80 miles gone, only 20 more to go.

Although I felt dreadful, I saw that I would not reach a century if I simply headed for home by the shortest route, so I rode into the centre of Hull to the confluence of the Humber and Hull. I had now done 93 miles and the flags near The Deep showed I could enjoy a nice backwind home and the usual cheer came when the speedo moved over the 100 mile mark.
 
At last I had done this trip that had defeated us all those years ago, although as I was out of beer, I had to get into the car and in somewhat of a daze trudge around the local supermarket.

101 miles in 6 hrs 15 minutes. Average 16.2mph.

In Mar 05 I got some clipless Shimano pedals, so I sent the old pedals back to Yates in Malton to be used by someone else.

2005 Ride